why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused


im leaving this site forever

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so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins. The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

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My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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